Monday, January 13, 2014

The Earl of Emsworth under stress

The ninth Earl of Emsworth was a man who in times of stress always tended to resemble the Aged Parent in an old-fashioned melodrama when informed that the villain intended to foreclose the mortagage. He wore now a disintegrated air, as if somebody had removed most of his interior organs. You see the same sort of thing in stuffed parrots when the sawdust has leaked out of them.

(from Uncle Fred in the Springtime, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)

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